May 2012
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“This man, whom I once thought of as a romantic hero, a brave shining white...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 259.
christian pictured below:
(via 50shadesofsuck)
The Extinction of the Dodo
fakescience:
and the paleos were like, “Whaaaa huh?”
Socks are even more optional than pants, right?
“America has always been different from Europe…having begun as a utopian...”
– Margaret Atwood on understanding America through its literature. (via explore-blog)
Where is option D - All of the above?
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Watch“Yes, and” has previously been explained/endorsed by Mike Myers, Tina Fey, Rachel Dratch, and Mindy Kaling. “Yes, and” could damn well save the planet.
Accept what your partner is doing (Yes), then contribute something of your own to the scene (and).
“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”
– Susan Sontag (via travellinginspiration)
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“Over our dessert of lemon syllabub, Mia regales us with her exploits in Paris,...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 250.
that’s a really great anecdote. i wish i was there to see that. i would have laughed so hard and then murdered everyone.
(via 50shadesofsuck)
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phone panic
I hate talking on the phone. The only thing I hate more than talking on the phone is talking on the phone to complete strangers. I make my husband order pizza so I don’t have to talk on the phone to strangers. Imagine my feeling of FREEEEDOMMMMM when online pizza ordering hit the scene.
Now I have this THING I have to do, which involves my child, and talking on the phone to a complete...
Science: Can You Die If Someone Squeezes Your... →
Today it was reported that a woman killed a man by squeezing his testicles. My immediate question was: can you die if someone squeezes your testicles hard enough?
SPOILER ALERT: Yes.
why is it when ever they drain some ones blood on...
iseesleepingromans:
it looks/sounds like an orgasm
i mean dont get me wrong ive had some amazing neck sucking before
but isnt it suppose to hurt?
Have you read Laurell K Hamilton’s Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series already? (have we already talked about that & I’m having a senior moment?)
Writer's Relief Blog: "Rhyming Poetry: DOs,... →
writersrelief:
Editors hate rhyming poetry. Or do they? Rhyme has become something of a sore subject in the world of contemporary poetry, but to many poetry editors, there’s good reason for the shift. A number of writers who work in rhyme have yet to distinguish between the nursery rhymes of childhood and more adult types of verse. Recollections of the fun, frilly words that cheered and...
“Unconfirmed reports suggest a man has taken four people hostage inside...”
– BREAKING NEWS: Thousand workers evacuated amid central London bomb threat after ‘man wearing gas canister storms offices and takes hostages’ | Mail Online
This is a media-rich environment. HuffPost UK was evacuated due to the situation.
It’s also apparently a crazy-person situation, not...
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What ingredients does it take to make you? →
Shannon is made of Horror, acid, and dedication. With a dash of Disney.
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nickholmes:
I am thoroughly creeped out.
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David Thorne is my new favorite person. Why am I only just now finding his work?
“My inner goddess is spinning like a world-class ballerina, pirouette after...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 231.
anastasia’s inner goddess pictured below:
(via 50shadesofsuck)
wow that inner goddess could use a shave and a haircut for her 2 bits
